"The bucket and sponge"
Not a great starting point, should have been "The buckets and wash mitt"
It was.
I did consider suggesting I used Fairy Liquid instead of Zymol Car Wash but I thought that would give you

's too much to moan about.

I also used a proper drying towel before someone suggests I probably didn't take the time to do that and instead used either sheets of paper towel and/or old bathroom towels.
Viper - good to know they work. I know how much TLC you lavish on wash-days; therefore, with all the positive comments on this thread, I think it is time to invest in one. As I mentioned in the first post, I thought they were a bit of a swizzle but with the positive reports and the adventure today, it is worth a shot.