I carry the gravitas and wisdom of age packed in a black denim package.
AND I like checked shirts sold in shops which specialise in smoky pink cords.
Don't go into Fayed's emporium wearing a black track suit then- saw in the papers this week that he( or minion) slung out the whole of the Shaktar Donetsk football team because they were wearing said apparel.
They tried the old 'but guv, we're on the way back from training' but big M wasn't having any!

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