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#447401 - 08/05/17 12:23 AM Tongue in cheek Monday humour
+8Rich Online   content

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We filled up the Friday one in case you were wondering it is now locked down. Same applies to Something for Jays.

Banksy at his best in Dover laugh2.

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#447421 - 08/05/17 07:47 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Originally Posted By +8Rich

We filled up the Friday one in case you were wondering it is now locked down. Same applies to Something for Jays.

But "Something for Jays" has only 2908 replies as against the 3333 replies in "Friday humour"

Hmm! If 666 is the Devil's number what is 3333?
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#447426 - 08/05/17 08:15 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Gambalunga]
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But the Friday humour thread was not, relatively, full of photos, even linked ones... smile
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#447438 - 08/05/17 08:58 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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RIP Something for Jays
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#447450 - 08/05/17 10:32 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it a petrol station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol.
The attendant told her the only petrol can, he owned, had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with petrol and spotted a bedpan she was taking to a patient. Always, resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the petrol into her tank two men watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said,
"If it starts, I'm converting to Christianity ....!!" 😂

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#447451 - 08/05/17 10:45 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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rofl laugh2
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#447453 - 08/05/17 10:46 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Gambalunga]
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Originally Posted By Gambalunga
666 is the Devil's number


668 = Neighbour of the Beast

665.99 = High Street Price of the Beast

666F = Oven Temperature for Roast Beast

999 = Australian Beast

Route 666 = Way of the Beast

DCLXVI = Roman Beast
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#447457 - 08/05/17 11:50 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Hamwich]
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Definitely gets the 3 rofls award.
rofl rofl rofl
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#447487 - 08/05/17 02:22 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Gambalunga]
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I seem to remember that I read somewhere there was a misprint or mistake somewhere and the real number is 999.
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#447494 - 08/05/17 03:30 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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And in other news...

Labour party admits Diane Abbott only there to make up the numbers
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