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#558131 - 05/02/19 08:15 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558133 - 05/02/19 08:21 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558138 - 05/02/19 08:37 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558139 - 05/02/19 08:40 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558170 - 05/02/19 11:25 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan]
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That's because I come from the N.E. Where humour is a way of life by all and both sexes its not taken to heart by old farts trying to rule and impose there ways that dont no the meaning of humour as for the Cahoonas . We call them Balls one woman told me its not against the law muffin the mule. I did not pop the 2nd joke on in case they needed smelling salts. The jokes came from a widower in his early 90s . swmbo Jnr purchased a Billy Connolly book for me at Christmas could not stop laughing onto reading it again. innocent


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JTL..... you certainly have the cahoonas to put that joke in!

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#558189 - 06/02/19 08:51 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558215 - 06/02/19 10:45 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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#558665 - 08/02/19 05:46 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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A horse is having a quiet drink in a seaside pub when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
After they’ve introduced themselves, the donkey asks “What do you do for a living?”

The horse says “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter. What about you?”
And the donkey says “I work with the kids on the beach.” He then ask the horse “Have you ever won anything?”

The horse replies “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St Leger and the Derby. And over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”

“Wow!” thinks the donkey.

They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week and the donkey thinks “I really need to impress this guy…he done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says “Lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”

The donkey replies “Oh that? That’s me when I played for Newcastle.”
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#558687 - 08/02/19 08:23 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan]
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Originally Posted By sospan

A horse is having a quiet drink in a seaside pub when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
After they’ve introduced themselves, the donkey asks “What do you do for a living?”

The horse says “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter. What about you?”
And the donkey says “I work with the kids on the beach.” He then ask the horse “Have you ever won anything?”

The horse replies “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St Leger and the Derby. And over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”

“Wow!” thinks the donkey.

They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week and the donkey thinks “I really need to impress this guy…he done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says “Lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”

The donkey replies “Oh that? That’s me when I played for Newcastle.”


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#558710 - 08/02/19 11:00 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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