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#558730 - 09/02/19 08:59 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan]
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You must have been watching the TOON . They now have 11 donkeys and a mule. ( Ashley ) ooo



Originally Posted By sospan

A horse is having a quiet drink in a seaside pub when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
After they’ve introduced themselves, the donkey asks “What do you do for a living?”

The horse says “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter. What about you?”
And the donkey says “I work with the kids on the beach.” He then ask the horse “Have you ever won anything?”

The horse replies “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St Leger and the Derby. And over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”

“Wow!” thinks the donkey.

They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week and the donkey thinks “I really need to impress this guy…he done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says “Lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”

The donkey replies “Oh that? That’s me when I played for Newcastle.

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#559102 - 10/02/19 09:29 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Got to try this!

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#559108 - 10/02/19 10:42 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day when she piped up,"I think those people in the car we're overtaking are from Wales".
"Why is that ?" I ask.

She replied."well the kids are writing on the window and it says STIT ROUY SU WOHS."!!
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#559111 - 10/02/19 11:02 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Alistair]
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Originally Posted By Alistair
Got to try this!



There was a great letter in The Times this week from a chap complaining that when the tenant in the flat beneath his is at home he can turn his heating off and just enjoy the warmth emanating from the flat below.

Unfortunately, the man in the flat downstairs is away a lot, and rather unsportingly declined to leave the heating on in his flat whilst absent.

The letter writer claimed to have sorted the problem by shouting through his neighbour's letterbox "Alexa !! Turn up the heating"......
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#559115 - 10/02/19 11:12 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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I'll have to have a refresher course in Welsh.
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#559116 - 10/02/19 11:18 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: athelstan]
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Originally Posted By athelstan
I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day when she piped up,"I think those people in the car we're overtaking are from Wales".
"Why is that ?" I ask.

She replied."well the kids are writing on the window and it says STIT ROUY SU WOHS."!!



thumbs Thanks I almost spilt my beer laugh2
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#559167 - 11/02/19 12:52 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Crisp Amos
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Colin Crabbe
Halibut Marko....
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#559172 - 11/02/19 02:12 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Ulf Provinder ?
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#559173 - 11/02/19 02:12 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Swede Savage?
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#559174 - 11/02/19 02:13 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Denny Hummus?


Edited by SFG (11/02/19 02:14 PM)
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