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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan] #599679
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Originally Posted by sospan
Global warming will evaporate more water to the atmosphere. It has to come down sometime, somewhere!
Hence we could end up with more rain.
Now waiting for climatologists to reply with detailed explanations to suit their preferences........ hide

I agree - who can't remember Climb, Cool, Condense from their school days it was imprinted on us all simple as.
BTW we were also told we were heading rapidly towards the next ice age, is it any wonder we all ended up with an inherent mistrust of teachers grin2


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Neptune] #599683
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Originally Posted by Neptune
A Scotsman walks into a bar..... there's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan...

That is very funny, naughty but nice.


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #599687
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Originally Posted by +8Rich
Originally Posted by Neptune
A Scotsman walks into a bar..... there's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan...

That is very funny, naughty but nice.


He may well be reunited with at least one or two of his usual companions after the weekend.....


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: pandy] #599688
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Originally Posted by pandy
Originally Posted by +8Rich
Originally Posted by Neptune
A Scotsman walks into a bar..... there's usually an Englishman, Irishman and a Welshman but they're still in Japan...

That is very funny, naughty but nice.


He may well be reunited with at least one or two of his usual companions after the weekend.....

Yes he won't be alone for too long for sure I suspect St George will be next in the queue closely followed by Ireland.


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #599690
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I rang the suppository helpline for some advice.

I couldn’t believe how rude they were.

Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #599691
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #600558
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A guide to putting your clocks back

1/. SMART PHONE - Leave it alone ,
it does its magic.

2/. SUNDIAL - Move one house to the left.

3/. OVEN - You'll need a masters in electronic engineering

or a hammer.

4/ CAR RADIO - . Not worth it ,
wait six months.

Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #600940
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve
Surprise! Surprise !
it was an apple
but with extremely
limited memory
Just one byte.
then everything crashed..

I have reached the age where my train of thought
often leaves the station without me.

Grand parents are so easy to operate even a child can do it.

I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg.

I thought growing old would take longer.

My parents spanked me as a child
as a result , I now suffer from an effect know as
"Respect for others"

You come from dust
You will return to dust
That's why I don't dust
It could be someone I know .







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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #601163
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #601778
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