help

midlifecrisis = I want to sell the cars and get maried
can someone help me out of this lunatic state of mind?????

Yes, I'll give you 50 grand for the cars!

Might be able to find one of those funny white coats that does up at the back...

If your intended has sugested selling the cars as a prerequisite you need a trip to the 'ring to snap you out of it. Especially if they are a minister / sheep. farmer.

That's the nurburgring not a smutty joke btw.....

Oh and if you sell the cars it will be twice as hard to buy new ones next time than you think now...

Don't I know!

'Too True' as my dad would say.

Did the spin on Goodwood addle your brain?

NOPE
that trip did me a lot of good,
I truly loved my Roadster on both country lanes as on the track,

Hi Steven,

I´ve seen the photos of Goodwood. Too bad I couldn´t participate. Your roadster looks good without the roof!
Don´t sell the cars. You´ll never get them back once you are married.
Maybe you could offer another deal and promise not to buy a motorcycle in the future (not that you intended that, of course!).

Take care,
Andreas

You could also promise never to frequent that Gay bar you used to hang out at and of course never go skinny sky diving again either.

All these things you are prepared to forego for her, just make sure you keep the cars, and a third garage for any future acquisitions

Alternatively hide them at my place and just develop a very important supplier in Surrey who needs constant visiting ...