Normal midlife crisis for petrol heads would be, sell the wife and marry the cars! so dont worry, its not a MLC, just (temporary) insanity sometimes confused with common sense.

Park the Morgans for a while, buy flowers regularly , then feed in the morgans gradually? I tell the wife that having a few expensive hobbies prevents me from chasing what most men chase when they have a MLC. She buys it, (and it works)

Curious though, if not too personal, why would mariage and Morgans not go together? Knowing you a little from your posts, you will not give up the thrill seeking anyway. Morgans would soon be replaced by another (costly) adrenaline rush..........
BTW, What better car to take the Bride to in than a MAX?
Get well soon,

JJW