Steve me writing a book I dare not firstly it would be bad for your health you would end up with a sore belly from laughing . Dug told me most of the doors in this house did not work , he had a young lady working for him and a high up the ladder chap coming to visit him to see how things had been going and see if he needed anything . He told the young lady to go into one of the bedrooms up stairs and read a book or do some work . While the bloke was in the place ( Hence keep out of the blokes way so it was all tickity boo ). She did the bloke arrived but after a while the girl wanted the loo and the bloody door upstairs also stuck she had to shout for Dug to get her out . I told him it was against the law to lock pretty women in a bedroom . He told me only if you get caught .
It was near my b/day and June had sorted out a do at a pub behind my back . I heard a knock at the door and a pretty young lady with a parcel I looked at it and it was a Motolita s/wheel . I told her thats not mine . She told me it was . This went on a while my temper was going up. Then Dug who was sitting in the car got out . They had set me up and out to dry it was his partner .
I had no idea they had been invited . In they came after a while I showed them to there room and they shot into it . A good while later while on the long landing Dug came out of there bedroom in just his trousers and had a huge naughty grin on his face . I looked at him and said "you hav'nt have you" his grin got bigger I shook my head smiled and went down stairs . We off to the pub and met up with the rest of the mog owners , then back to our house for a party . Some sitting on floor some on fire place some in garage . A good night plenty of drinks food and one chap seemed to have hit the jackpot . As 9 month later he was a daddy to a lovely little baby girl . Steve I may end up inside if I wrote a book and so would a lot of others . But I think the judge would
or ask can he come .