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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #616395
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #616857
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"if women are so bloody perfect at multi tasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time.


What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster?

a cock that stays up all night .


The best way to make your wife scream during sex is to ring her up and tell her where you are.

Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617103
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617107
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That’s a cracker


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Jack The Lad] #617112
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as usual JTL redcard

delighted you are still with us. cheers


Originally Posted by Jack The Lad
"if women are so bloody perfect at multi tasking , how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time.


What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster?

a cock that stays up all night .


The best way to make your wife scream during sex is to ring her up and tell her where you are.


Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617165
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I like the message and as someone else added on faceache it's vegan too...

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617272
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As it’s Valentine’s Day I’ve just booked a table for two at a local establishment

Hope it goes better than last year

We were there a good half an hour before my wife finally managed to pot a red!


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617280
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617283
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Originally Posted by +8Rich
clap laugh2 Right on cue hide


cheers


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #617353
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Chalk one up for romance.


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