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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Budster] #659218
29/08/20 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Budster
Originally Posted by +8Rich
One from Tom as in the never arriving Plus 4 in the States..

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Richard
If you ever treat yourself to a lunch at the (excellent) Pig at Coombe, near Honiton; the toilets are designated Boars and Sows!

Bud
4/4 - Stanley


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Budster] #659227
29/08/20 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Budster
Originally Posted by +8Rich
One from Tom as in the never arriving Plus 4 in the States..

[Linked Image]


Richard
If you ever treat yourself to a lunch at the (excellent) Pig at Coombe, near Honiton; the toilets are designated Boars and Sows!

Bud
4/4 - Stanley

We’ll take a trip out there when it gets a bit more normal and check it out Simon.


Regards Richard

1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1994 Connaught Green +8 prev





Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Budster] #659255
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Originally Posted by Budster

Richard
If you ever treat yourself to a lunch at the (excellent) Pig at Coombe, near Honiton; the toilets are designated Boars and Sows!

Bud
4/4 - Stanley



They should rename the men’s as ‘Bores’

That might help to placate the women about being called ‘sows’


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Stewart S] #659268
29/08/20 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewart S
Originally Posted by Budster

Richard
If you ever treat yourself to a lunch at the (excellent) Pig at Coombe, near Honiton; the toilets are designated Boars and Sows!

Bud
4/4 - Stanley



They should rename the men’s as ‘Bores’

That might help to placate the women about being called ‘sows’

If you think that's bad go back to the original Dog one - I don't think they would have the balls to put Bitch on the door grin2


Regards Richard

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #659274
29/08/20 06:22 PM
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Another Masterstroke from Banksy.


Regards Richard

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #659281
29/08/20 07:09 PM
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up on to a stool...

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'


John

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #659318
30/08/20 07:45 AM
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At a mental hospital :

Doctor: - What is this?

Mad man: - This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.

Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?

Mad man:- On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.

Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?

Mad man:- I wrote;

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Doctor :- (stunned) And what's that?

Mad Man:- That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.

Doctor:- And who will read your story?

Mad Man:- I will put it on Talk Morgan plenty of nutters on there who will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak!

Last edited by Neptune; 30/08/20 07:45 AM.
Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Neptune] #659320
30/08/20 08:01 AM
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rofl rofl


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #659332
30/08/20 08:59 AM
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Don't know if this has been posted before but made me smile


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Image] #659340
30/08/20 09:19 AM
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Me too, that is excellent rofl


Regards Richard

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