that`s a good one!!!

Reminds me of the old times, when we went to the mountains in as underpowered as overloaded vans absolutely filled with outdoor gear and party...

No alcohol needed with fun punk in the stereo!

I asked a doctor how long the Covid pandemic would last.
He replied...
I am a doctor, go ask a politician.

Excellent Dirk

How come I'm the only naked person at this Gender Reveal Party?

Roses are red
Passports are blue
Now stand over there
In that very long queue

If it's not from the Anx region of France, it's not proper Anxiety, it's just sparkling stress.

A little Halloween humour
A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her.
She asks him why he's staring and he says, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She says ,"I'll kiss you if you are single and Catholic."
The cab driver says,"I'm both!"The nun says"Pull into an alley" The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.
Back in the cab though, the driver starts crying. "I lied.I'm married and Jewish."
The nun says,"That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party"