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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673395
18/11/20 02:50 PM
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Nice one Keith! thumbs


Graham (G4FUJ)

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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673431
18/11/20 06:37 PM
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VW emissions test for Russia...it’s a pass!

https://youtu.be/0qFW8aRtr60


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: Luddite] #673453
18/11/20 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Luddite
K, the guy will never sus the problem, he forgot to load the paper and it has no ribbon..!

He needs to learn from a real VW mechanic..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhfcdQf1QA



Yep
Had to do that a few times when adjuster bolts were seized.


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673458
18/11/20 09:10 PM
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The gov spokesperson for Covid updates.....reminds me of someone.
[Linked Image]

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Red Plus8
Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673459
18/11/20 09:15 PM
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My wife poured me a beer. I took a sip.
Bloody hell, I may have Covid as I’ve lost my sense of taste.
Don’t be daft she replied it’s not your usual beer. It’s Fosters.


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673461
18/11/20 09:39 PM
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I do a weekly self evaluation.

SBD fart under the blankets. If I pass out from the smell I'm covid free.


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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673476
18/11/20 10:31 PM
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I lost my sense of taste and smell in March. It is very depressing .


JohnV6
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673518
19/11/20 10:32 AM
19/11/20 10:32 AM
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Kent, England
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Kent, England
Musings on 2020.

1. The daftest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I believed in Bojo

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house and told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the garden. I’m getting tired of the living room.

12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.

14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
i How dense the population is.
ii How dense the population is.


John
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673523
19/11/20 10:53 AM
19/11/20 10:53 AM
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Great, I really like #7!


Peter,
V8s are best....
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Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich] #673544
19/11/20 12:23 PM
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And #13


JohnV6
2006 Indigo Blue Roadster S1
2014 Brooklands Edition Roadster "Brookland's Belle" #5 of 50
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