You can’t call them that anymore. They are imaginary vertically challenged flying beings

I just worry about the reindeer.
If they stand around to long they will be packed in a Waitrose package.

Or skinny gay folk

Apparently they are banned in the Radio 1 studio but just still allowed in Radio 2

It'll soon be time to sit on your unicorn and eat your turkey up

Getting in early with my favourite Carol... before the snowflakes wreck it

Village market square lights up today although probably a week or so earlier than usual. Wonder if the December Saturday evening switch on will be put forward as well

It is unbelievable how this woke culture is destroying our heritage.

Rob,
I think we need to complain to the moderators. It isn't the 24th Dec yet let alone the 1st.
Anyway I have tricked Santas Reindeer into a lockdown staycation in a field near me. They won't be leaving anytime soon