I got this message from some nice Australian people...

Hi Peter!

Holy crap! It’s your crap-a-versary. A year ago on November 26, 2019 you decided to help save the world with your bum. And, you have – yay you!

Thanks to your amazing support, together, we’ve donated a total of over $8.3 million AUD to our charity partners.

Who Gives A Crap produce toilet paper and paper kitchen towels from bamboo or re-cycled paper and they give 50% of the company profits to a charity that builds proper toilets in the developing world.

Find out more from www.whogivesacrap.org
Highly recommended, they sell in boxes of 48, delivered to your door, so no more hunting for stuff in the supermarket.

Sorry about the Cr*p word, but it is their company name!!

Bamboo loo paper? Sounds like it could be a bit rough

I am wearing bamboo socks, they are lovely and soft. Hope they are not from the same company as my feet smell bad enough already

I shall just add one thing

IZAL

It was the only option at school.

OUCH ! I remember that stuff!

IZAL very similar to Captain Kirk

Both are rubbish at getting rid of Klingons........

BR
Colin

Q, why is your poo tapered off at the end?

A, to prevent your buttocks from banging together on exit.