Reminds me of when we had a film club at work back in the early 80's. They were showing a Clint Eastwood film and someone had joined up the "L" and "I" in CLINT on the advertising poster.

Could be a wagon recall ? Better just go to the tavern

A man in my town was shot yesterday with a starter’s pistol.

Police suspect that the crime is race related.

Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…

“Well“, says the boss, “if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“

The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.

Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.

“You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?”

The cannibals swear that they are innocent.

The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader.

“You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?”

One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.

“You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss!"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cannibals sitting in front of a big pot eating. First one says "Your wife sure does make a great soup" Second one replies "Yes, but I'm really going to miss her..."

I found this while going through my father-in-law's old Morgan files.