Just been reading a newspaper article on dirty cars . It states that the richer you are the more lazy you become with your car hence the dirty cars . Now I know why I am always skint . I suppose it will come in handy for all the mog owners at a noggin to make a note in the car park of the filthy one's and you know you are sure of a pint as they have plenty of cash to spare.

I washed my car every morning at Le-mans, ask anyone, there were plenty off witnesses.

What does that say !!!!!!!!!!

If I was rich enough I would pay someone to have my vehicles/boat cleaned regularly.
The question is, how rich would I need to be....

Two things
1/ You have not had it long and the novelty has not worn off .
OR.
2/ Waste of time trying to get a pint out of you.

A chap near us has his cars regularly professionally valeted. Does that mean he is skint because he has clean cars, or lazy but rich as he can afford to pay someone else to keep them clean???

You may have hit the nail on the head for my wife and daughter . I clean their cars that must mean they are lazy and skint or they take me for a slave. I think the later.

I will have you know i orderd a round of drinks for everyone, approx 12 pints and a couple of juices, the trick is to give the bar staff someone elses bedroom door number !!!!! sorry Simon

When I lived in Kenya the house boy washed the car every morning whilst I had breakfast. All cars then in Kenya were white & the raods mainly red dirt.

I forgot you belong Sunderland , I should have known .

I was tired of spending $8 per car wash so I bought a $300 power-washer so I can wash them efficiently at home. Now it just has to work long enough to pay for itself, this is called man-logic!