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23 and full of crap

Posted By: Jack The Lad

23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 11:31 AM

swmboand I went to the seaside y/day for a long walk sat on a pier eating a pie each sun on us fresh air plenty of scenery . The simple things in life what more can you want. Picked up some fresh mussles at a stall for swmboJnr she loves them sick2they turn my stomach.
We arrive at her place and she must have had a bad day , starts telling me how I should be running my life, funny its always me never swmboSnr . Sell the Mog and the reg YES YOU ARE READING WHAT SHE SAID . Spend the money on yourselves go on a holiday . Sell your houses and move into something else . She had a right old twist . I tried to tell her I can be happy in the garage swearing at the mog with a spanner in my hand its my stress reliever , I get a great lot of fun out of it . But English weather only gives you so much fun . She is unable to grasp her parents dont like the rush here and their of life and are happy doing there own things at there pace . Sitting on the grass in a field watching the birds flying about in there freedom on a sunny day is all we need she does not grasp the best things in life are free . She got so bad I got up and walked out to sit in the car followed quickly by swmboSnr a cracking day spoilt . But I have to think back at the times I had ding dongs with my dad thinking he was out of touch . Seems I love the same as he did . You can not put an older head on young shoulders and she refuses to see that parents can see things themselves new kid on the block new ideas . I wonder how long I have to suffer this sell the mog I would rather sell my sole to the devil if he is brave enough to have it. swmboJnr banghead Tell me are sons the same.
Posted By: The Austrian

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 11:44 AM

I think you provided too much pocket money in recent years.
If she has to work hard to make her living she has less time to argue with you.

Obviously: all your fault evil


Edit: I'm father to 3 daughters (21/24/25 aged)...two still at university
Posted By: DaveW

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 11:50 AM

Daughters know everything, but don't have much common sense.
Speaking as father of 1 who is coming up 32 and still knows everything.
Posted By: Spanner Juggler

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 01:01 PM

Mine are the other way round, daughter is 32 and sweetness and light and rings us up to ask opinions, then considers for a while after gathering all information and makes a decision. Son is 35, ex professional rugby player, now a lawyer in a big law firm, knows absolutely everything and is convinced I am an idiot unless his car breaks down.....;-)....actually we get on very well but everyone leave the room if we start debating anything...;-)
Posted By: SteveT

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 02:10 PM

I think mine (2 daughters, 1 son) know better than to offer advice or opinion to me unless its asked for, stepdaughter is another matter, she's still learning!

All of them have had their 'moments' though nono
Posted By: AJSki2fly

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 02:50 PM

Mmm, sounds like somebody is after a house deposit or possibly a wedding looming stirpot
Posted By: Jack The Lad

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 03:11 PM

Dave your daughter must have spoken to Jnr . All I can think is she has seen her Gran ( 92 next week ) health badly deteriorate in a care home and its praying on her mind and thinks we should do all the things she has done ( with our help ) before we snuff it . She was sorting out some problem between her firm and an Asian woman , she can speak several lanuages but none of the Asian ones . They called in an interpreter and war broke out between the Asian woman and the interpeter. With Jnr trying to build the bridges, she has not learnt to step back and let others sort out there own war a bit like me . So I think I was getting some of her left over anger. I can remember dad and I going at it when his older brother walked in . Dad told me his brother had "said I would not let my sons argue with me like that " . Dad told his older brother " its got nothing to do with you Jimmy mind your own business " . I was proud of dad for that. swmboJnr is calling in this evening swmbo needs some help on the PC but she said to swmbo last night I better not call for tea tomorrow mum . I can flash up but its gone and I dont hold grudges it runs in dads family get it off your chest and get it over with . Just did not expect swmboJnr to be the same but proof the apple never falls far from the tree. crazy3

Originally Posted By DaveW
Daughters know everything, but don't have much common sense.
Speaking as father of 1 who is coming up 32 and still knows everything.
Posted By: NeilL

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 03:30 PM

"but proof the apple never falls far from the tree. crazy3 "

Very True!!
Posted By: Jack The Lad

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 03:32 PM

I am married and got a house thank you .

Must tell you this I fell off the chair laughing . Heather Mills the ex wife of Paul McCartney has a write up in a mag she was in New York USA ( not the one near Newcastle upon Tyne ) with a group of women . She is hit on by a good looking bloke she told him infront of the woman she liked men who could suck her toes . She was wearing open-toed heels .
He went down she offered him her left leg and he started sucking within a couple of minutes he was up her friends all laughing . She said to him have you never sucked prosthetic toes before . She shot him dead and he off.

But while reading it and typing it all I have a vision of a young chap with a greyish beard and an ankle injury trying it out. Think I need a black coffee.
Posted By: brownbaker

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 03:32 PM

Someone need to get a life!
Thought children bad texting!
Does this also go on your Facebook ?
Wish this site went back to the business of Morgan!
Posted By: NeilL

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 03:34 PM

My son and I get on very well ....in fact we run a business together!

BUT altho I get on well with my daughter she does not seem to like me very much!!

Very like her Mum....".perfect in every way"...which I am not!
Posted By: Jack The Lad

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 04:33 PM

Got one had a mog 28 year Concours winner many times this is the the Malvern Arms but sorry they dont sell bitter lemons for you to suck on. grin2



Originally Posted By brownbaker
Someone need to get a life!
Thought children bad texting!
Does this also go on your Facebook ?
Wish this site went back to the business of Morgan!
Posted By: sospan

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:09 PM

Isn't it a case of....
They all do that,sir.
?
Posted By: DaveW

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:13 PM

Yes they do.

Can't live with them
Can't live without them.

Totally infuriating at times.
Totally lovable at times.

Can be very high maintenance, and very demanding.

Daughters and Morgans have much in common.
Posted By: sospan

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By brownbaker
Someone need to get a life!
Thought children bad texting!
Does this also go on your Facebook ?
Wish this site went back to the business of Morgan!



This a "pub" forum....
The conversation WILL be diverse. oldgit
wine cheers
Posted By: Jays

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:14 PM

"But while reading it and typing it all I have a vision of a young chap with a greyish beard and an ankle injury trying it out. Think I need a black coffee."

Thank god you said "young chap"...... For one horrible minute I thought you meant me! oldgit
Posted By: TRMAN

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
swmboand I went to the seaside y/day for a long walk sat on a pier eating a pie each sun on us fresh air plenty of scenery . The simple things in life what more can you want. Picked up some fresh mussles at a stall for swmboJnr she loves them sick2they turn my stomach.
We arrive at her place and she must have had a bad day , starts telling me how I should be running my life, funny its always me never swmboSnr . Sell the Mog and the reg YES YOU ARE READING WHAT SHE SAID . Spend the money on yourselves go on a holiday . Sell your houses and move into something else . She had a right old twist . I tried to tell her I can be happy in the garage swearing at the mog with a spanner in my hand its my stress reliever , I get a great lot of fun out of it . But English weather only gives you so much fun . She is unable to grasp her parents dont like the rush here and their of life and are happy doing there own things at there pace . Sitting on the grass in a field watching the birds flying about in there freedom on a sunny day is all we need she does not grasp the best things in life are free . She got so bad I got up and walked out to sit in the car followed quickly by swmboSnr a cracking day spoilt . But I have to think back at the times I had ding dongs with my dad thinking he was out of touch . Seems I love the same as he did . You can not put an older head on young shoulders and she refuses to see that parents can see things themselves new kid on the block new ideas . I wonder how long I have to suffer this sell the mog I would rather sell my sole to the devil if he is brave enough to have it. swmboJnr banghead Tell me are sons the same.



Devil here evil sorry Jack but a "sole" is a fish .... I want your "Soul" not a bloody fish "so its 1 x soul for the old Mog" then rofl not really sure that's a fair exchange innocent
Posted By: PaulJ

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 05:30 PM

"Tell me are sons the same."

Well. mine is, and at 39 you'd think he would know better. he came out with exactly the same bright idea as your daughter Jack, sell the house, downgrade and there would be some spare money to help him buy his house! Hah, I soon put him right, but I'm concerned that he still thinks that is a good idea, we must have another chat sometime........
Posted By: Roger Tapley

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 06:48 PM

Have 3 sons now all over 30 no girls so cannot really comment except give an alternative view centred round my morgan only had it a year and a bit now all my sons are much nicer to me no longer the 'I know that got the tee shirt 'stuff. I think I know where this is going as I see photo's of them in the car on Facebook and Twitter. Who will have it when I've gone! Shall have to buy 2 more!
Posted By: pandy

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 06:56 PM

Sounds to me like swmbo jr. is just practising for when she has a husband of her own to berate.
Posted By: SteveT

Re: 23 and full of crap - 26/01/15 07:31 PM

Originally Posted By sospan
Originally Posted By brownbaker
Someone need to get a life!
Thought children bad texting!
Does this also go on your Facebook ?
Wish this site went back to the business of Morgan!



This a "pub" forum....
The conversation WILL be diverse. oldgit
wine cheers
i

Here here... Hic.. cheers
Posted By: Jack The Lad

Re: 23 and full of crap - 27/01/15 09:46 AM

AH SOUL grin2, I spelt it wrong. Graham my mates have called me a soulless bas*ard a few times . Don't think the devil would touch me it would take the poor bugg*r for ever to see what I have been up to. End up a pain in his ar*e and I cant stand the heat. laugh2

Devil here evil sorry Jack but a "sole" is a fish .... I want your "Soul" not a bloody fish "so its 1 x soul for the old Mog" then rofl not really sure that's a fair exchange innocent [/quote]
Posted By: Richard - Aus

Re: 23 and full of crap - 27/01/15 01:17 PM

Originally Posted By pandy
Sounds to me like swmbo jr. is just practising for when she has a husband of her own to berate.


smile
Posted By: Jack The Lad

Re: 23 and full of crap - 27/01/15 01:46 PM

I told you she is over in Sidney in May told her last night about the snakes, lizards , crocs , spiders . I think she has this idea its a bit like London with a Spanish beach and its all similar to Jaws you only see these things on a film . Yet she is afraid of ducks , swans and geese .
Posted By: Simon

Re: 23 and full of crap - 27/01/15 03:15 PM

Originally Posted By Jays

Thank god you said "young chap"...... For one horrible minute I thought you meant me! oldgit


...be honest, has Jack let the cat out of the bag? Is it only now that we're hearing how you really ended up getting injured!? laugh2
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