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#559550 - 13/02/19 10:25 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
sospan Offline
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Registered: 31/05/10
Posts: 5922
Loc: Llanelli
Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”
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#559556 - 13/02/19 11:04 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan]
Peter J Offline
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Registered: 13/08/13
Posts: 10915
Loc: Salisbury, UK
Talking of really bad puns, Aldi USA have released a range of cheeses with names based on pop songs....

Wake Me Up Before You Goat Goat
(1984's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!),

Sweet Cheddar of Mine
(1987's "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses),

Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina
(1983's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper),

Pour Some Gouda on Me
(1987's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard)

Total Eclipse of the Havarti
(1983's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler).

I do hope they don't do it here, it is an insult to fine cheese...
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#560052 - Yesterday at 07:23 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
athelstan Offline
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Registered: 10/02/13
Posts: 342
Loc: Kent, England
A chap was leaving Manchester and stops to ask a young woman
"how do I get to Oldham"

she says

"Buy me a box of chocolates and take me to the pictures"
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#560053 - Yesterday at 07:25 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: athelstan]
+8Rich Offline

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laugh2 laugh2
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#560054 - Yesterday at 07:28 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: sospan]
John V6 Offline

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Originally Posted By sospan
Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”

Top class TalkMog fish puns. Whale done
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#560055 - Yesterday at 07:34 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: John V6]
sospan Offline
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Originally Posted By John V6
Originally Posted By sospan
Michael Fish was doing the weather report. The autocue failed...
He started to flounder.
He blushed to a ruddy colour.
His voice dropped to a bass.
The producer said...”eel have to go..”

Top class TalkMog fish puns. Whale done


It was done on porpoise.
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#560056 - Yesterday at 07:35 PM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: John V6]
HeadlessBlue Offline
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Registered: 29/12/18
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Loc: North of Stamford, UK
There’s a time and a plaice. I’m just not sure this is it
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#560203 - Today at 11:22 AM Re: Tongue in cheek Monday humour [Re: +8Rich]
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Enough puns. Stop this ceaseless barbel
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