In a crowded city at a busy bus stop ,
a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt .
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on , she became aware that the skirt was to tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver ,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little ,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg .
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind to unzip her skirt a little more .
For the second time attempted the step , and, once again much to her chagrin , she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver , she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step .
About this time , a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the bus .
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched " How dare you touch my body ! I dont even know who you are !"
The Texan smiled and drawled " Well ma'am , normally I would agree with you , but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends. "