A man is driving down a deserted streach of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye ....... It reads :

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILE.

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.....

Soon he sees another sign which reads :

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILE .

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying :

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive . On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading :

SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell .
the door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you , my son?"

He answers, "I saw your sign along the high way and was interested in possibly doing business ...."

'Ver well my son . Please follow me .' he is lead through many winding passages and is soon quiet disoriented . The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man , ' Please knock on this door .'

He does so and another nun in a long habit ,holding a tin cup answers the door .... This nun instructs, ' Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup , eagerly trot's down the hall and slip's through the door pulling it shut behind him .

The door lock's and he find's himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:


GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER.