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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.

Between 18 and 22 , a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered , half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like Europe .
Well-developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 , a woman is like Greece,
gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britian , with a glorious and all conquering past .

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through the war , doesn't make the same mistake twice , and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada , self-preserving , but open to meeting new people.

After 70 , she is like Tibet,
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.