New Goverment symbol

The goverment today announced that it is changing the symbol on all Government documents to a CONDOM , because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance and does not specify particular party allegiances.

A condom allows for inflation , halts production , destroys the next generation , protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!.

It doesn't get more accurate than that.