Yesterday in one of the exhebitor's lavatories at the geneva motorshow:

Three men are doing some small talk while using the urinals. First men closes his zipper, walked to the wash-bowl and begins to wash his hands. Very systematicly. Two times. Then he begins to dry his hands with a paper towel. Again very systematic. And two times. Turned to the second guy who is already standing there, waiting to use the wash-bowl, he says with a smile: "We at mercedes benz are used to do all the things very thoroughgoing and systematically."

The second guy washes his hands quickly, but thoroughly. Then he uses one paper towel to dry them, and smiles to the man from mercedes: "We at Volkswagen come to the same results, with less ressources and higher efficiency."

Meanwhile the third man came by and listened to their conversation.
He passes by, ignoring the wash-bowl, and says to both of them with a wide grin: "We at Morgan Motor Company do it quite the same way as we always did: We just avoid p*ssing on our hands..."




Last edited by beneviro; 12/03/14 11:13 AM. Reason: type errors
2015 4/4 "Chaplin" in black and white, usually strolling around at the german north sea shore