I have just discovered this thread.
VERY entertaining....I reckon Ken is really John Cleese incognito. Still working in the department providing arguments? rofl Classic sketch!
As a result of all the top end advice( gold top)... I will be
a) putting a mix of low fat milk and water wetter in my Plus8. Low fat to keep the car lean and mean.
b) Cows milk so the engine lasts for heifer.
c) using left over milk to poach my pilchards, (or is that pillocks?) in ( ooo er Matron).
d) drinking milk stout to keep me cool

At some time I may read the later posts that I skipped due to the excessive silliness not expected in TM ( flyingpig) shame there isn't a flying fish emoticon!
Talking fish ( not a request to change the site name! ) has anyone tried eel slime instead of wax to aid aerodynamics and make the car " slippery"?

As for the " mystery event" next Saturday.....I am unable to attend but will be there in spirit..... Plenty of pictures please to show me what I missed.
A shoal of TM fishy characters descending on a holy site is an event indeed.
Enjoy the day you lucky b@£&€$¥s!
Sospan....still chuckling at the bits I read.....