Hmmmmm,
Fishy sounds coming from the undertakers eh!
Did her legs turn to jelly(fish)?
The guy who sent her up will be in for it...eel be in trouble...
Do they have a fish tank there ro soothe the clients? Any ghost fish in it?
Cod be a good idea to get one if they haven't.
It should be plaiced in a suitable spot.

As an aside....when I was a nipper my grandad used to rake me to the workshop where he made coffins. He was a retired carpenter but his mate was an undertaker. Just about all work done on a tablesaw, channels cut to enable bending of the sides etc. I reckon I could make one now if needed! My dad was a coachbuilder and did work on the hearses etc too.

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