John if I can face the mother in law then a turkey is a doddle ,
come to think of it there is not much difference two old birds that flap about and make a lot of noise. Its down to a shirt only its to hot up here c/heating and l/room fire off last night and kept lifting the duvet to let some cool air in . When

Jnr was a toddler I told her her gran had a broom stick and a black cat she used to fly about on it every night and cast spells etc . But on the way to somewhere outlaws in the rear of the car with

jnr . Me driving and June passenger .

Jnr got chatting to her gran and said . "Gran daddy said you have a broom stick and a black cat and fly on it can I have a ride please . I could feel my neck burning but the father in law was

Funny my luck seemed to change from then on must be a spell on me . Enjoy the Christmas and new year and tell your pretty lady a quiet shy Geord'ie lad sends her a kiss .
John........have a great Christmas! I hope that you can face your turkey with a big grin on your face 🤓.
Now I am up back in my Cumbrian homeland ( although a long way from toughening up to wear no vest in Winter....unlike you lot to the east of me😉) we will try to get over to meet up with you in 2018.