When I was ready to pay for my purchases in the Supermarket,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the Supermarket hierarchy,
I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.
