Do you have his number Jack? Me and the mog love Hawes and the dales.
Have you told the Missus that you love Hawes, and how did she take it ?
In a similar vein to your observation about the lack of dealers in Yorkshire (particularly surprising in North Yorkshire there's certainly a lot of folk with a bit of brass up there) I was really surprised to learn elsewhere on this forum that there isn't a single dealer in the whole of Ireland, north or south. I know that the emerald isle has it's fair share of weather and that Mogs are best appreciated when it ain't raining, but even so, we know from the Paddymog contingent that Malvern's finest are not without their admirers over there.