I always thought you were Chairman Andy of the bad boys?
Actually reminds me of a funny true story concerning two of my very best friends. One, Andy, had a fledgling yet burgeoning property company and asked the other, Mark, a high flying sales type, to join him. Their individual roles were pretty clear as Andy was a chartered accountant and the other partner was an ex Berkley Homes Building Director.
So Mark asked Andy what his title would be? "whatever you want" was the reply. On the day he was to start, there were his business cards ready and waiting on his desk printed with his preferred title "ABC Developments Ltd - SUPREME COMMANDER"

Regrettably for Mark, as the company is still going 25+ years later and extremely successful, he decided to forego the Supreme Commander role and stay with DHL his, at the time, employers who offerrred him a new role at an enhanced salary