Originally Posted By SpeedMog

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
I think the British one is the funniest, don't get the NZ one though confused2

Regarding the Chinese one...cover up all bad news until after the Olympics innocent