BOOZE? What booze?I am not drinking,I don't know any Russian Mafia guy Sasha who have a brothel,I have 28 years old wife (I am 54) and two dogs to take care of,I am working a lot and in weekends I am repairing my Morgan, badly damaged by homosexuals.No booze,but if you want to service your Morgan,you welcome to my workshop ,we will get some spirit for cleaning electrical contacts and mechanic Sasha with his employee will help us.I am guarantee it will be a best service you can get for your car,but I warning you ,it's hard work.
This has to be the funniest reply I've seen in ages - especially the part about who damaged the car - how do you know this exactly ? Was the exhaust pipe broken ?!
Well done, Yuri, for starting my day in such a fine way !