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Hmm lot to think about here, you French can get enthusiastic about chopping people up, in our revolution we contented ourselves with chopping the king's head off your method was to fill tumbrills with them and any others you had room for. Frankly I actually like the children when they have not broken anything.
PS did you know that a certain Frenchman Dr. Guillotin visited Halifax where he saw a 'painless engine of death, he modified the design and with an angled blade instead of a curved axe shaped one, this device is to be found re-erected in Halifax West Yorkshire which is my home town, they also had one in Hull.