Right Henry I shall start you off y/day swmbo left me a pork pie for lunch . Not any pork pie it was one she had purchased at Beamish made in the way your granny used to make them when you where a lad . Choc a block with just pork no fat and hand made pastry . I popped it in the oven but she came in and caught a sniff so I had to share it banghead, they look small but are so filling two would fill me . The best thing is if you visit they sell them in the pub so you can have a pint and a pie all you need is a busty bairmaid . Now thats got Graham salivating the pie and the pint not the barmaid .