swmbo came in y/day with a load of holiday stuff on canal boats . After a read of them she informs me you only go along the canal and at very slow pace crazy3 ( I knew what was coming ) . What do you think ! trying to get me to say I don't wish to go so its not her. Crafty these women . Tell the truth love you dont want to go now do you . Married in 1983 and I am still trying to work her out. Wonder if she fancies a dirty w/end in the garage instead .Now she is trying to get me to come up with a romantic week away , how can it be romantic when I have to leave my mistress in the garage .