Welcome from South Wiltshire...
I firmly believe that a "proper" car has either 8 cylinders in a V or 6 cylinders in a row. So although we have 3 cars only 1 is a "proper" car. The other 2 are very well made and worthy Mercedes Appliances.
And the "Proper Car"? our 2014 Plus 8 Auto...with a slight excess of power!
As Adrian has said there are a number of us in the SW, so feel free to join in the fun.
Automatics aren't proper cars.