As a teenager they made great hunting grounds for girls parents on holiday in pub daughters in caravan watching TV.
. I took one of dads vans 3 mates and I headed to a well known park . Not long before we where standing outside a window pouring on the charm , but being a short arse my mates got all the chat and I kept asking for a mate to move . After a good while we heard a voice it was there dad and he had a large German shepherd . We off but my little legs could only go two at a time and I could feel the dogs breath getting nearer . My 3 mate leaving me . Then all of a sudden they fell down. I off BEEP BEEP ZOOM gone , got to the van in in seconds and hidden in the rear . After a while bang bang bang my mates shouting let us in being kind I let them wait and made sure no one about . The girls father had caught them gave them all a good bollocking for chatting to his daughters . But what I could not stop laughing at was as they shot away from me and we ran in between the caravans . They never noticed any clothes lines between the caravans and ran into them straight in the throats and they all fell down . Me well I shot underneath and off never spotted a thing . Happy days .
