John if I can face the mother in law then a turkey is a doddle ,
come to think of it there is not much difference two old birds that flap about and make a lot of noise. Its down to a shirt only its to hot up here c/heating and l/room fire off last night and kept lifting the duvet to let some cool air in . When

Jnr was a toddler I told her her gran had a broom stick and a black cat she used to fly about on it every night and cast spells etc . But on the way to somewhere outlaws in the rear of the car with

jnr . Me driving and June passenger .

Jnr got chatting to her gran and said . "Gran daddy said you have a broom stick and a black cat and fly on it can I have a ride please . I could feel my neck burning but the father in law was

Funny my luck seemed to change from then on must be a spell on me . Enjoy the Christmas and new year and tell your pretty lady a quiet shy Geord'ie lad sends her a kiss .
John........have a great Christmas! I hope that you can face your turkey with a big grin on your face π€.
Now I am up back in my Cumbrian homeland ( although a long way from toughening up to wear no vest in Winter....unlike you lot to the east of meπ) we will try to get over to meet up with you in 2018.