talk but I had some of the little ******!s shooting at me with an air rifle when taking the boat up the river avon. luckily they bounced off the windscreen.
and whilst on the subject, the funniest expenses claim I ever had from one of my reps was for a broken windscreen. Just before Xmas, he had stopped at a crossing and a drunk was weaving his way across taking his time and singing. The rep blew his horn at which point the drunk turned round and hurled the frozen turkey he was carrying through the windscreen
