Crikey, I never thought I would feel sylph-like at 14 stone. Maybe we should leave the cars parked up and walk round South Wales (we could drink more beer that way too)
Oi skinny, keep quiet and stop showing off

14/15 stone was my peak rugby weight, them were the days ......
I might well be up for a pootle and a bit of nosh with our Welsh brethren now I'm an honourable (not honorary, or 'orrible, please note) Celt
