you were lucky- it was a peugeotworm, which infests the clothing of morgan owners,and then enters via the victims ear,beyond which point, the higher brain centres become involved, thus causing the hapless victim to sell the moggy,then gain a wife and kids as well as purchasing a nice Peugeot family saloon!
The end result is a slow lingering death due to terminal boredom, whilst all the time wondering 'what have I done and why did I do it?'
The cure?..................you know the answer...........
Last edited by egginbonce; 26/11/10 11:28 AM.
