Whilst embracing the light hearted theme......
I do remember driving my first Mog home. I actually stopped and got out to inspect the back thinking something in the suspension had broken! It was a 1986 4 seater with the old type shocks. I'd asked the previous owner how it felt at 70 to 80. He said " it's like being in your own, personal volcano". How right he was. Then I remember the first storm (hood up)....rain coming in over the windscreen at anything over 50mph. Made me laugh. So began a long loving relationship curing this rattle, stopping that leak, never ending, fantastic. Watching and listening to passengers on their first trip...the shock, brilliant. Solved a few back problems as people's core muscles took over their proper job. Bump coming, sit away from the backrest! Oh, and the time in the rain when a Beemer came the other way as we were both entering a big puddle...whooosh a waterfall came up under offside sidescreen and drenched me. Then there was the leak from under the dash soaking my knees. Better than iq puzzles working out the cures.
It's almost a disappointment now in my 2014 model, hardly anything needed "adjustment" from new!
Nick