Been wet and truly soaked to the skin a few times. Came back from down South one day
following air con CDs the lot in her car . I
open air mog and the sky opened . I went round a roundabout slow'ish and the rear end left me managed to catch it . But why oh why is it when the ton cover has a huge pool of water on it does it always flow into the car on top of my legs and never over the edge onto the road . Einstein could not work that out . I opened the mog door and swam out . That Morecamb and Wise one where he dances in the rain and goes under a drain pipe . Other side of my garage opening is an old church with a drain pipe on the wall . The rain was that strong it just came over the top , I was going to drive the mog under it and sit under it . You can not get wetter than wet . 3 days to dry out my overalls But the best one was mog 89 up near Inverness . One lad with a +8 had driven from Devon all the way up with just aeros on, it was dry . The day we decided to head home it was stonking down. As we headed in convoy towards the Forth bridge I thought at the speed they all went they where going to yump it . Stopped in Edinburgh for petrol as I climbed out of the mog soaked the rain was flowing in behind the dash running down onto my crotch . In went to fill up with petrol . Then swam over to the place to pay and asked the bloke on the cash reg where is your loo . He looked at my wet crotch and burst out laughing . I said "its a Morgan" but he had not a clue " The lad with the aero's was never seen again , some say he ended up in Atlantis .
