Yes I hear they are having a bit of drizzle out there in the old penal colony - Ashes to Ashes dust to dust Ricky Pontin go he must !
A bloke walks into a brothel and says:
"I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"
The madam replies “£60”.
"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.
She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australia cricket shirt”.
Last edited by 4/4sportsfun; 09/01/11 04:48 PM.
