We went on one last year as my best mate had past away a short while before . He asked me to go on one in the fjords he said he wanted to see them threw my eyes . Don't ask I still wonder.
We went to our cabin rather late one night and a DVD was said to be in showing the cruise . We looked all over . But nothing . So I went back to the reception desk . While waiting a very well dressed middle aged woman was walking passed smiled at me and told me to smile I was tired . She grabbed hold of me and planted a deep snog on my lips . Looked straight in my face and walked away . By hell did she walk with a sway her fur over her shoulder . It never happened when I was a single lad. She would not have dared then.
Indeed - one of my work colleagues (when I worked) had worked for SAGA on one of their cruise ships. One job she had to do was advise a client that her husband had broken his hip falling out of bed - but it was not her bed!
Quentin