Steve beware you don't wet yourself laughing at this one .
GOLF HIT MAN .
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of there local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you ?
my partner did not turn up .
'Sure, 'they said, 'Y'ou're welcome . So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer .
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer What do you do for a living
I'm a hit man , was his reply
Your joking was his response
No i'm not he said reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight
Here are my tools
That's a beautiful telescopic sight said the other friend , can I take a look
I think I might be able to see my house from here
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house
Yeah I can see my house all right this sight is fantastic I can see right in the window
Wow I can see my wife in the bedroom . HA HA I can see her naked too
He turned to the hit man how much do you charge for a hit.
I'LL do a flat rate for you , one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger
Can you do two for me
Sure what do you want First shoot my wife sh'es always been mouthy , so shoot her in the mouth
Then the neighbour he's a friend of mine so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson
The hit man loaded the rifle and took aim standing perfectly still for a few minutes
Are you going to do it or not ? said the friend impatiently
Just be patient said the hit man calmly I think i can save you a grand.
