Used to play for our village 2nd team we where off to Carlise the bus broke down in Newcastle and we all went to the pub while we waited for another private bus to arrive . We where late on the field it was which ball do we go for we could all see several , some more than others and we lost wonder why . My mate said its his birthday on the bus and they grabbed him stripped him naked and held him to the bus window while it went through the Newcastle high street on a trip to Gosforth ( the high street is closed off now ) all the women cheering as they looked his face was red .