Your challenge, should you accept it buddy, is to source deep fried sausage rolls or steak and kidney pies for me and thee!
All in the interest of science of course
BR
Colin 🤣
Well, I know where we won't get them - a favourite farm shop. Will have to visit there next week I feel.
Mind you I do like a sausage in batter . OOH matron
Ah yes, to go with my haddock and chips - great from the local chipshop.
Why not a steak & kidney pud. That should sink in the fat like a lead balloon. The chip van comes round on Wednesday's maybe I'll ask.

You Sir are a genius…….. Graham, Oh Graham ;-)
My Oncologist would have a fit! 🤣
BR
Colin
And would likely lead to me visiting one, also!
