I *think* that oil is blowing out of the dipstick hole - that would suggest a blocked engine venting system...
My car does not have any breather tube on the valve cover - but it does have a vented oil cap:
Vented Oil Cap from Moss WebsiteIt seems to me that the vented cap should be sufficient to vent the block and prevent oil blowing out the dipstick hole - no?
I'll take a look at the cap tonight - perhaps the vent has somehow been blocked?