My ex work colleague demands a car he can warm up and unlock from his phone, press one button to go, and charge up from his solar panels for nothing. I suppose that's 'Modern Standards'.
Sounds a bit like the old term people used back in the day to describe women as "pale and interesting" (boring) well I never found that and loved and still do redheads with a few pale freckles and characterful.
Fitted with dual sports exhaust helps too
